My punishment for laughing at Heather's post is this
Well at least I'd shaved my legs. Naturally the first thing I did after falling in my front yard is hop inside and put on some shorts. Cause in case I needed a cast - they were not cutting my pants! But it is not broken, just a severe sprain and fracture, so that's nice. Don't be too jealous of the last two weeks of my life - and I didn't even mention the ticket for expired registration cause that would just be rubbing it in.